pro of watching football: very athletic men
con of watching football: lots of plot holes & very little character development
when i was 3 i insisted on having this picture taken
It’s a pity you’re not here with me. You would understand everything. Look. The sea is all around. We are destined to sail forever.
one time when my dad was in college these guys found a carpet on the sidewalk and they needed furniture for their dorm so they were like “hell yeah free carpet” and they carried the carpet upstairs and it was really wet and heavy so they unrolled it to let it dry and a dead body fell out
I’M NOT SHITTING YOU